Bringing Humor & Personality to Your Inbox

About No Store Loyalty

Our Story

No Store Loyalty started as a joke. One day, at a national chain store, a cashier kept asking my wife to sign up for their loyalty program. Frustrated, I joked, “Just give them an email like [email protected].” That sparked an idea—why not create humorous, personalized emails for moments just like this?

Now, No Store Loyalty helps people avoid cluttered inboxes while making a statement with witty, custom email addresses.

Why No Store Loyalty?

Sick of the Endless “Can We Get Your Email?” Please?

Say Goodbye to Annoying Emails

Stop letting your inbox get stuffed with junk. Hand over an email that says, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

Match Your Mood with the Perfect Domain

Whether you’re feeling snarky or just over it, we’ve got a witty email domain that fits.

Keep Your Inbox Clutter-Free

Let the spam go to your sarcasm address, so your real inbox stays clean and organized.

Show Off Your Sense of Humor

Make the cashier do a double-take with clever email handles like notonmylife
@neveryoumind.com.

Our Mission

We believe that email should be more than just a tool—it should be an extension of who you are. Our mission is to provide people with clever, personalized email addresses that allow them to interact with brands and stores on their own terms. By combining functionality and humor, we aim to make every interaction memorable.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything You Need to Know About Us

Send us your suggestions at [email protected]
The fee is $6.99 per month. A minimum of one year subscription is required. You may cancel any time after the first year.
No Store Loyalty is a service that lets you create custom, humorous email addresses. These emails addresses are fully functional can be used to sign up for store loyalty or anywhere else you prefer not to use your primary email address. Your new email addresses will come with its own email inbox. Your new email address is transferrable to other email management apps such Outlook, Zoho Mail, Mozilla Thunderbird, etc. How it works 1. Click Logn In to create an account. 2. Enter a username and password when prompted 3. Enter your name, address, phone number, and billing information. 4. Agree to the terms and conditions 5. Create your new email address by selecting a domain name and entering your desired user name.
If your desired username is not available, try adding additional letters and/or numbers to the username, such as, [email protected]. If your desired domain name is not available, email us at [email protected]. We will do our best to accommodate your request.
Yes, the email addresses are fully functional. Some store loyalty/reward programs may have restrictions, such as, requiring an email address associated with a credit card or a major email service provider such as Gmail, Yahoo, Outlook, etc.

Search and Find

Say No to Store Loyalty Programs with Fun

Create Custom Email Addresses that Speak Your Mind!